Many years ago, when I was driving an ambulance for my local
EMS provider, I was sure to maintain consciousness about what it was like for
my patient in the back. While I was not
directly providing care from behind the wheel, I was still in a position to make
the patient as comfortable as possible by the way I drove. I would always be thinking “SMOOOOOTH” as I
braked, turned, and accelerated; I always tried to drive like I was on ice, or
like my medic was sipping a cup of coffee.
My attendants were more vocally appreciative than my patients, but that
can be expected; a trip to the hospital in an ambulance is seldom enjoyable.
Having ridden supine in the back of an ambulance, in a
C-collar and strapped to a backboard, I assure you my careful driving efforts were
a significant benefit for our passengers.
Sure, I was safely delivered to the trauma center after the collision
that evening, but arrived with nausea, and hand cramps from trying to hold on
for the ride.
I only point this out because it helps support my lesson
that just getting the job done is not enough.
In the emergency services, we sometimes meet strangers during the most
frightening, painful, grief-stricken times of their lives. Our response and actions are easily
identified when they are heroic, relieving, and life-saving. As we all know, however, few of our responses
provide opportunities for such lofty praise as heroes. Most of the time, we are meeting strangers
during the most annoying, disruptive, inconvenient times of their lives. It is during these times where the little
details must be attended to, not so much for the execution of a solution to the
problem at hand, but for the bolstering of our image, trust, and support of the
communities we protect.

Once outside, I
regressed back to my officer days and scanned the building for clues of the
location, life safety hazards, apparatus placement, etc. There were no signs of fire or smoke, people “evacuated”
to their balconies, and the moan of the fire department’s house siren in the
distance. That’s when I had the chance
to “people watch”. It was quite
educational, and a bit entertaining. I
was immediately grateful that I didn’t have pets, children, or the need to wear
curlers in my hair. I was also proud of
my understanding of how fire alarm systems and the fire service operate. Quickly polling the dozen or so residents that
were assembling outside the main entrance, no one reported any indication that
there was any fire in the building, even Johnny Helper who was panting from his
heroic dash through the corridors.

That’s when the bitching began. “What’s taking them so long?” was the
question of the hour. I took the time to
explain that despite living in the state capitol city, our fire department was
100% volunteer, and responders not only had to wake up and leave their homes as
we did, but respond to the station, don gear, staff the apparatus, then make
the drive to our complex. As expected,
most people in the building thought ALL firefighters are paid and stay up all
night dressed in their gear. The
apparatus pulled into the complex in just over 6 minutes, which admittedly
really does seem like a half an hour when you are the one waiting for them to
arrive. Now it was time for me to stop “people
watching”, and begin “firefighter watching”.
Would they be efficient AND provide comforting reassurance to us? Let’s see…

They entered, paced the hallway, pointed to the detector on
the ceiling, and watched as the maintenance man (who thankfully arrived as quickly
as they did) pressed the buttons on the panel, silencing the alarms and resetting
the system. Job done, time to go! One by one, they exited the front door
without so much as a word spoken to the bewildered residents. No reassurance that everything was OK, no
comforting words to the elderly woman who was trembling from the stimulation of
the alarm, NOTHING! The maintenance man
must have attended the same charm school, not a peep from him either! I found myself doing their job. I answered a few questions, calmed a few
nerves and tried my best to explain the situation to my neighbors. What I would not do, is apologize for the way
we were just treated. In their haste to
depart, they didn’t even recognize that the elevator recall was still engaged,
and the car was locked open on the second floor. I dashed to the maintenance man’s truck (OK,
I walked swiftly) to ask him to reset the elevator. He said he didn’t have the key to do it, the fire
department does! “Um, OK, how about we
go reset the entire elevator controller”, I asked? Naturally, he did not know how to do that,
and was unwilling to learn.
The balconies cleared, and the lot was empty, the night was
quiet once again. I stayed with an elderly
lady and carried her walker as she slowly ascended the stairs to her apartment
on the third floor. At least I wasn’t
going to pass up the opportunity to improve my image, even if it was just for
one person. Eva was extremely grateful
for my patience, concern, and kindness.
Maybe I should do an annual fund drive in the building? Hmmm?

ALWAYS BE SMOOOTH!